Monday, August 29, 2011

The Adam Rat Song!

Hello!

Me and Jim Delore , (yeah my neighbor ) wrote a real funny song called "The Adam Rat Song ! ". It was Jim's idea. He thinks I deserve a song . So we wrote it. We wanted Maggie to sing it but you know her its just so hard to convince her plus she is still a lil upset over the " PET SHELTER INCIDENT " :| .



Beautiful Isabella! She is a friend ,took the picture from Maggie's collection. Sorry Maggie!

I want someone to sing it for me, let me know if anyone is interested. Anything fun will do. Here are the lyrics , I bet you will die laughing. We had real fun making them haha :D . Oh and feel free do send me your own ideas or if you want to modify the lyrics. You are my friends so what you all say goes!

The Adam Rat Song!

My name is Adam Rat
Im not afraid of any cat
I am cute and I am fat
Oh Oh what is my name
Yeah its Adam The Rat.

From England to Spain
I travelled by the plane
I talk and dance and play
At one place I cant stay
Um what was my name again
Oh yeah its Adam the Rat.

Lalalalalalalaaaaa lalalalalalalaaaa

I love playing ball
I slide across the hall
I can chase the fastest chicken
but In not allowed in the kitchen

Maggie says Rules are rules
Me thinks they are for fools
I bet now you know my name.
I am naughty and a little mad
My name is Adam The rat! ;)

I hope the song made you laugh , for helping me with the recording or giving suggestions please drop a message on my facebook account or email me on the ID that you can on your left , yep on my facebook Badge! :) Bye Bye for now. Have a great weekend ahead!

Love,

Adam The Rat!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Don't Drink , Stay Safe! I'm back :)


Hello People!

I missed y'all. I bet you missed me too. Well I was grounded for creating a big mess. Maggie and I went to a party and I drank what all humans were drinking.It was a small drink in a pretty shinny glass. The last thing I remember was drinking it.Rest is history. Suddenly I woke up and found myself in a cage! Yes in a cage! The local cleaners found me in a pipe and captured me in a cage.




It was horrible.I was scared and confused.More scared and less confused. The guys looked cruel and very ugly. After jumping for almost an hour inside that stupid small cage,I realized it was of no use. I felt like my end was near. My mind was totally disturbed when I thought about Maggie and how worried she must be!
Never really thought my life would end like this,in a cage.Who knows where these guys were taking me,maybe they will burn me or put me into the sea,I have seen that in movies.God,the thought brought a shiver in my spine. I wonder if I have a spine? will google that once if I survive from these giants. Suddenly my whole life started appearing in front of my eyes.Maggie's eyes were the first thing I saw when I came into the world,thats what I remember the most, Mojo my best pal, How Maggie made me eat food ,and ran around the house to catch me,and how ,oh my rat club!! I cant die without telling about my adventures to my rat club members.

 This is not happening.The thought of dying without meeting the club members made me real mad.This is not happening, I cannot die without being called a HERO. Dying like this is so not me.Who will inspire the next  generation of rats? Who will teach them skills to survive in the other side of the world and how to impress beautiful ladies and how to talk and do stunts and use a computer.I cant die.


The moment that thought came into my head , I decided I wont give up.The guys put me into a truck with a lot of other cages.All cages had animals,some big,some small. After driving for an hour the truck stopped in the middle of a very crowdy place.I could hear a lot of noise but again I cant understand a word.Other animals were talking too which was also not at all understandable.But no one appeared to be scared,I wonder why? um Maybe because they are brave could be one reason or we are not getting killed could be other ,I said to myself.Either way I cannot start crying (although I wanted to) as no one was sad or scared of dying.

We reached a big place which looked more like a village.Farms and greenary,shucks the banner at the top said "PET SHELTER". I was relieved that I am not dying but Maggie will eventually kill me once she finds me here was something that I was still a little afraid of. They put us all in different cages.I was with rats, a lot of rats.

After 3 weeks Maggie finally found me, she displayed my picture on facebook and gave a copy to everyone for spreading the news and published it in a newspaper as well.I never realized I was the only rat wearing clothes,so it was easy to find me inspite of the fact that I was with 100+ more rats,now I know why other rats were staring me and not talking to me.A guy called Alfredo called her up after reading about me in a newspaper.Alfredo works for this pet shelter.

Maggie came and took me back home.I just kept shut ,thats what I thought was best to do. Phew! now that I am back and sitting on my little chair I feel happy and alive.Life is a beautiful gift friends and its funny when you find out that suddenly its about to end.Other thing that I learnt from this little journey of mine is that never drink if you cant hold your liquor!

Thats all for today,

Dont Drink and stay safe ( Please take a lesson from what happened to me,trust me staying in a cage isnt a good idea and dying is even worse)

With lots of love,
Adam Rat